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Pictured is the grey Squirrel, otherwise known as the evil fiend as for decades it has persecuted our cute furry friend the red squirrel. My home the Isle of Wight is one of the last remainding strongholds for the red squirrel, this is lucky as the red is a much better shag than the grey. When shaging always remember to watch the eyes as they could explode at any time, and there is no need to remind you of the neccessity of cling film to hold your furry friend together, I believe that this tip was first published in the novel by Irvine Welsh - Trainspotting. Cling film is available at Rowlands Stores priced 69p, shopping can be fun when only buying this item, as the shopkeeperess may become very excitable when asking for your cash. Little does she know what the item is for! Finally I must end on a very sad note as I personally was unfortunate enough to discover a drowned red squirrel in a bin full of water in the Zig-Zag Cops in Cowes, on the 1st of february. The little chaps eyes were all puffed up and he ( or she ) was as solid as a a rock. Snuffle. ( this is absolutely true and if you don't believe go and have a look or ask my dog, Ben.)
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